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nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

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a clockwork orange.

ptolemy2:

a clockwork orange.

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CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

yep yep yep yep yep

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Want to learn how to read tarot like a pro?  Here’s an awesome (free!) online tarot reading that goes step by step.

zodiacchic:

Want to learn how to read tarot like a pro? Here’s an awesome (free!) online tarot reading that goes step by step.

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shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Literally

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